2 hours ago
Coach: (On the phone) I’m trying to help him out, and all he does is keep bitching and moaning. He’s pissing me off. He’s like coach crybaby. No, I’ll tell you what I wanna do. What I wanna do is to crush that team and take that ball after the game and I wanna shove it up the s.o.b.’s rear end. All right.
Coach: (To Tim) What are you doing out here?
Tim: Fixing the cable. Just trust me.
Coach: Whatever you hear out here, that stays here, all right?
Tim: Oh yeah. (Winks)2.10 - There goes the neighborhood
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1 day ago
Tami: What’s going on? (Sees Tim) Oh, come on. Are you kidding…! Get ready for school, please. Right now.
Julie: You are seriously no fun whatsoever.
Tami: Oh, I know. I’m so boring.
Tami: And you, really?
Shelley: What?2.10 - There goes the neighborhood
I’d wake up any hour to have THAT
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4 days ago
Shelley: I’m out of formula. You are such a little pig, you know? You eat so much, you gotta stop.
Tim: You know what happens when you shame people with food?
Shelley: What?
Tim: Anorexia. Especially in girls.
Shelley: Thank you, Oprah. Very helpful.
Tim: Okay, maybe I did see it on Oprah.
Shelley: Oh, busted.2.10 - There goes the neighborhood
BRB, melting.
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